Friday 12 February 2010

MR SCRUFF IS A SHITTY CUNT.

I have certain problems with mr Scruff, the main one being the fact that from what i gather he makes a musical equivilent of Adrian Chiles opus 'the one show', incredibly inoffensive 'magazine' music, watered down parodies of tunes by true one offs such as Moondog (a faux scandinavian tramp who lived in New York and was one of the only truly off the wall composers of the 20th century, up there with Sun Ra in terms of being mad as a box of frogs and incredibly gifted) and puts them on homebase adverts. "Wow this new Mr Scruff song is really jumping isnt it guys" the utter doylems in certain hypocritical all welcome apart from people we dont like nightclubs cry, as a mad blind bastard turns in his grave.

Dont worry Moondog, you may have once been the viking of sixth avenue but at least you can now go and haunt Natwest.


My other problem with mr scruff is i heard he murdered ten people and is a crap nu jazz moby.













Coltrane Getz and Oscar Peterson, like some sort of 3-way Jazz Legion of Doom.




im off to darn my beret and eat some fucking onions.




(N.B. Mr Scuff probably didnt kill 10 people, so dont write in to the daily mail and stick it on the end of a letter about immigrants or anything)

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