PEPSI MAX BRANNING

Sugar Ray Robinson, whos daughter Miley Cyrus is currently making major waves in the pop scene




Don Carlos, the lyric should really be 'pass me the laser beam, and let me wipe out the number 31 bus driver by blinding him from the back of a Range Rover on Gosforth high street while my mums on the school run'

"I CAN PLAY THE KAOSS PAD", JUST PACK IT ALL IN NOW.

Go to the new Eldon square and complain about the fact there is a global state of emergency in Haiti yet we need two Top Shops, you fucking hippie.

MR SCRUFF IS A SHITTY CUNT.

I have certain problems with mr Scruff, the main one being the fact that from what i gather he makes a musical equivilent of Adrian Chiles opus 'the one show', incredibly inoffensive 'magazine' music, watered down parodies of tunes by true one offs such as Moondog (a faux scandinavian tramp who lived in New York and was one of the only truly off the wall composers of the 20th century, up there with Sun Ra in terms of being mad as a box of frogs and incredibly gifted) and puts them on homebase adverts. "Wow this new Mr Scruff song is really jumping isnt it guys" the utter doylems in certain hypocritical all welcome apart from people we dont like nightclubs cry, as a mad blind bastard turns in his grave.

Dont worry Moondog, you may have once been the viking of sixth avenue but at least you can now go and haunt Natwest.


My other problem with mr scruff is i heard he murdered ten people and is a crap nu jazz moby.













Coltrane Getz and Oscar Peterson, like some sort of 3-way Jazz Legion of Doom.




im off to darn my beret and eat some fucking onions.




(N.B. Mr Scuff probably didnt kill 10 people, so dont write in to the daily mail and stick it on the end of a letter about immigrants or anything)

FOR YEARS THEY WAS GIVING YOU LUNCH MEAT ONLY, NOW THEY GIVING YOU SPAM INSTEAD OF BALONEY

Work related roffles.





more of the same, this time rowing machine related



This is a tune by PackFM, never heard of him until recently and im not really a fan of 'political hip-hop' (what with Saul Williams being a bit of a gaylord "free poetry" type and all) but i really rate this, i like the fact he goes off on an internet being the opium of the people style rant and then loads of bellends like me decide to put it on blogs to pretend that we are in some way partly responsible for making it. Irony is not just a periodic group 8 metallic element with an atomic number of 26 and an added cockneyism at the end.

BEYOND IMPRESSIVE

Don McCullin -






http://news.bbc.co.uk/today/hi/today/newsid_8492000/8492777.stm


Some peoples lives are fucking incredible. The last bit about the sniper is mindblowing.

MY LUCKY EGG

The amateur footballers ambrosia