BILL ODDIE, BILL ODDIE, PUT YOUR HANDS ALL OVER MY BODY

A poster what i done, its of a 'woman', you get the general idea.

I have no idea why this has come up black, i think adobe Illustrator is trying to get me back for calling it a massive doyle earlier.

In other news Dave Benson Philips has contested the trademarking of both Benson and Hedges cigarettes and Philips electrical goods. Benson-Phillips (age 43)called a press conference at 9.00am yesterday at the Cullercoats sea life centre, as well as claiming copywrite and royalty fees from the two major brands Phillips also made a string of accusations against Cillit Bang (the uk bleach company) insisting that spokesperson Barry Scott was 'gunning for me since day one' and also labelled him a 'cunt'

C'était un Rendez-vous

Proof the French know how to joy ride properly

KASPER THE FRIENDLY SCHMEICEL

INSPIRATION BY CALVIN AND HOBBES KLEIN

This was class, the toys were even better than the cartoon



As was this



And this



This was good too, Gary Panter was the art director, which you can sort of see actually



This on the other hand was totally fucking gay

PINK FLOYD GROSSMAN

Some stuff i had at a recent show, ive got solo one soon so come down and praise/ridicule my stuff as you see fit







Books and tha'

JOAN RIVERS PHOENIX

WATT TYLER DURDEN

I need to buy a scanner.


In other news we are all fucked.

JORDANS BABY PLAYS FOR SPURS

I have a show on high bridge street in newcastle. Proof.











FEZ LYF





This is actually in Walker







Watch this video then scream at your mum if you live with her, or just watch it cos its a good video.

"TORA TORA TORA THIS IS DEREK ACORA!"

Dance with the devil


In the pale Acunelight

PEPSI MAX BRANNING

Sugar Ray Robinson, whos daughter Miley Cyrus is currently making major waves in the pop scene




Don Carlos, the lyric should really be 'pass me the laser beam, and let me wipe out the number 31 bus driver by blinding him from the back of a Range Rover on Gosforth high street while my mums on the school run'

"I CAN PLAY THE KAOSS PAD", JUST PACK IT ALL IN NOW.

Go to the new Eldon square and complain about the fact there is a global state of emergency in Haiti yet we need two Top Shops, you fucking hippie.

MR SCRUFF IS A SHITTY CUNT.

I have certain problems with mr Scruff, the main one being the fact that from what i gather he makes a musical equivilent of Adrian Chiles opus 'the one show', incredibly inoffensive 'magazine' music, watered down parodies of tunes by true one offs such as Moondog (a faux scandinavian tramp who lived in New York and was one of the only truly off the wall composers of the 20th century, up there with Sun Ra in terms of being mad as a box of frogs and incredibly gifted) and puts them on homebase adverts. "Wow this new Mr Scruff song is really jumping isnt it guys" the utter doylems in certain hypocritical all welcome apart from people we dont like nightclubs cry, as a mad blind bastard turns in his grave.

Dont worry Moondog, you may have once been the viking of sixth avenue but at least you can now go and haunt Natwest.


My other problem with mr scruff is i heard he murdered ten people and is a crap nu jazz moby.













Coltrane Getz and Oscar Peterson, like some sort of 3-way Jazz Legion of Doom.




im off to darn my beret and eat some fucking onions.




(N.B. Mr Scuff probably didnt kill 10 people, so dont write in to the daily mail and stick it on the end of a letter about immigrants or anything)

FOR YEARS THEY WAS GIVING YOU LUNCH MEAT ONLY, NOW THEY GIVING YOU SPAM INSTEAD OF BALONEY

Work related roffles.





more of the same, this time rowing machine related



This is a tune by PackFM, never heard of him until recently and im not really a fan of 'political hip-hop' (what with Saul Williams being a bit of a gaylord "free poetry" type and all) but i really rate this, i like the fact he goes off on an internet being the opium of the people style rant and then loads of bellends like me decide to put it on blogs to pretend that we are in some way partly responsible for making it. Irony is not just a periodic group 8 metallic element with an atomic number of 26 and an added cockneyism at the end.

BEYOND IMPRESSIVE

Don McCullin -






http://news.bbc.co.uk/today/hi/today/newsid_8492000/8492777.stm


Some peoples lives are fucking incredible. The last bit about the sniper is mindblowing.

MY LUCKY EGG

The amateur footballers ambrosia

THINGS WERE BETTER WHEN EVERYTHING WAS SHITTER

If only the mid day BBC2 detective series starred him, not the mousey fellow with the OCD.




The Bodines 1987



KMD 1990

PISS OFF NICHOLAS CAGE, YOU WERE ONLY GOOD IN RAISING ARIZONA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SH22LEtXd0A

ARTISTIC? I'D DESCRIBE MYSELF MORE AS 'ARTASTIC'

My Christmas present. Absolutely bangin youth! ya done know etc

I did this a while ago, i dont know why i wrote 'fucked in the head' on the gent with receders grill, maybe he just looked like a wrongun.



In other news i am in the process of learning to talk like a west indian yardie, im gunning to be the only white west indian o.g. jesmond yardie in the whole of newcastle.

Im listening to a lot of dubstep to prepare myself.

Ive realised dubstep is like some sort of rubbish urban radiography to remove the cancer of liking good music from my sensiblilities and replacing this part of my brain with a voice that tells me that i should act like a complete fucking doylem from 'life and lyrics' or whatever, even though i was raised in a northern city known for its bread cakes and fishquay fesitivals.

this will fully prepare myself from listening to nothing but elephantman outside le beado on Acorn Rd.

"Fair point youth, fair point, straight up gully yah?"

NEARLY SANTAS BIRTHDAY

In other news i got my dad some socks for christmas and have a bit of a rash on my arms

merry eczmas! HOHOHOSNAP!(sound of bucket being kicked away and neck being rendered from spine)

PETER SUTCLIFFE IN RUNNING TO WIN X FACTOR SHOCK!

Yet another poorly scanned peice of drawing, the quote above it is nicked from Seymore Skinners alter-ego Armin Tamzarian, im sure he too 'steams a good ham'.



This is my friend Owain, he was once arrested for piracy (not selling hookey copies of 'the note book' in the pubs of Walker, real life shiver me timbers piracy) he has poorly balls so keep him in your thoughts.




A large stuffed animal near a lorry depot in Gateshead.